From my throne of a chaise lounge the other day, i asked Walter to bring me a Diet Coke.
He did (such a good boy), but a few minutes later he told me that when he grows up he is going to make me an "anything machine."
"You just talk into it," he said. "Tell it what you want and it will make it for you."
Wow, I said. I could really use one of those. When can you build it? He gave me one of those looks and said "Well, you know, I'll have to be bigger than THIS to make one."
He asked for three weeks.
I asked him for a picture of the machine and here it is. Patent pending. The interesting shapes in the middle are actually expansion panels, so the machine can grow big enough to make whatever I want.
"You can even ask for a mansion," he said, illustrating with his arms how the machine will get big enough for a big house. "You could even make a PLANET!"
I told him he could have a month.